Well, hey ohhhh!
Since you’ve landed on this page, I’m guessing you want to know a little bit more about me (or Google totally lead you astray in your search for Steve Jobs’ sidekick). Either way, it’s pretty shiny that you’re here!
The Woz Basics
- My signature sammie is a grilled peanut butter and jelly.
- I once had a hound named Charlotte and a calico named India who completely rearranged the furniture of my soul.
- My spirit animal is clearly pecan the cat.
- I’m confident there isn’t a bad mood that can’t be lifted with a cuppa hot Dr. Pepper with freshly squeezed lemon.
- Ralph Macchio was my childhood crush and I’m firmly planted on Team Johnny Cade.
- I don’t have any social media accounts (yes, it turns out, that’s allowed).
- I believe that if you can’t handle me at my worst, well, then good on you for setting appropriate boundaries.
Contact + Connect
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